Vintage Disneyland: The Creepiest Place On Earth

Disneyland is more commonly known as “the happiest place on earth,” where all of our favorite characters from childhood come to life. Everything is bright, adorable and made to feel like a dream come true. (It’s also stupidly expensive, but who can put a price on happiness anyway?)

If a dream is a wish your heart makes, these vintage photos from the Disneyland of yesteryear are the nightmares your body runs away from. Looks like it was a creepy world after all! Yikes.

1.) Did their faces NEED to be nightmarish and ceramic?

1.) Did their faces NEED to be nightmarish and ceramic? Disneyland
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2.) I wish someone would save Alice from Mickey…

2.) I wish someone would save Alice from Mickey...
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3.) The Mad Hatter is mad. Very, very mad.

3.) The Mad Hatter is mad. Very, very mad.
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4.) Someone needs to explain the bloodshot, murderous eyes.

4.) Someone needs to explain the bloodshot, murderous eyes.
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5.) Eeyore’s walk of shame.

5.) Eeyore's walk of shame.
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6.) Who’s scarier, Tick Tock or Peter Pan?

6.) Who's scarier, Tick Tock or Peter Pan?
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